You’ve heard the song, you’ve seen the tee-shirts (and the stickers, and the tattoos, and the coffee mugs, and the beer coozies), and you might even have uttered the words yourself on a drunk night of team bonding. “Roller Derby saved my soul” is the anthem for a whole slew of rollergirls and even some really super superfans out there. Which led me to wonder, how many people actually believe it? And more than that, how much do they believe it? Has this sport that we all love actually attained the level of spiritual experience? I want to know. I want to write about it. If you want to help me, please take this survey. It’s anonymous and only ten questions and you may not get brownie points from a higher power for taking it, but I will really appreciate it.