Sep 202010

It’s Suzy Hotrod from Gotham Girls Roller Derby writing to you today from beautiful New York City, where strangely enough there was a tornado today. So what more fitting a way to celebrate a freak thing in nature than with me writing a blog. TrAC/DC met me at Rollercon and asked me to write for Live Derby Girls. Which is super, since I make fun of blogs and those who write them. None the less with the arrival of a tornado and the discovery that Scarlet Rage’s dog Klaus has a blog , I’m up on my courage. TrAC says I should just write like I talk, uh…. so….. shit fuck son of a bitch? What’s this blog going to be about? Damned if I know because my entire life consists of riding my bike to work, working, watering the garden, skating, eating, and sleeping. Repeat. Then on the weekends I dig in record bins and am constantly disgusted at the huge amount of Frampton Comes Alive records I find. Is that enough to drum up some blog hits? Speaking of hits, my new favorite roller derby term of the week is “Ass Punch.” In closing I wanted to attach a photo but am too stupid to figure out how to do that. So instead here’s a great video of the Gotham Girls Roller Derby Team at the gym hitting the weights.

Photo by JoeRollerFan


  7 Responses to “who the fuck is suzy hotrod? testing 1, 2, 3?”

  1. You’re inspirational! love your style :)

  2. Straight up and REAL. Ah yeah, now that I can dig!

  3. Ok I am already a fan. I think you and Hank Moody are going to have much in common in your writing. I can see it already. :)

  4. I think I’m in love ;D

  5. You Gotham Girls gonna have to get blood tested if you keep hitting the weights like on that video Suzy posted! ;)

  6. :D welcome! already liked you but now i think i love you!

  7. ever heard of an Ass Whip? it’s pretty effective with the little bitty jammers.

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