Aug 172010
 

Vote by leaving a comment, but only vote for one in each category please.

For example: Best: #whatever Worst: #whatever… Then you can write any fool thing you like but you gotta make it easy for us to count this shit.

The winner and SUPER loser will each receive a personalized LDG tshirt with their name and the enviable title Black & Blue Ball: Best/Worst Dressed 2010!

Best Dressed

#2

Who are they? Why don’t they require oxygen like the rest of us? And who manufactures these suits? Aren’t they afraid of a “Your Suit Suffocated Me” lawsuit?

So many questions.

Keep in mind here that they are in the desert, and that they are attending a pool party. Imagine feeling sweat in all your nooks and crannies while your buddies are stripped down into their breezy swim suits, splashing away happily in the pool like drunken monkeys. These friends don’t even feel bad for you, though, because they don’t even know you’re you. So you “smile” for the camera with your equally daring coconspirator and hope the irreparable damage to your body will win you a free t-shirt.


#39

This woman’s outfit looks seriously uncomfortable, which, apparently, takes you far in the Best Dressed category. No but really, y’all, she’s wearing a petticoat, a corset, and feathers in her hair. In like 104 degree weather. See how the makeup is starting to run a little? Well, it can run all it likes, cuz this bitch ain’t no wilting flower and that smile is staying on her face come hell or hot water. Because she’s rad. And because it took her and a friend like a month to make that dress. And damnit, she looks good.


#64

I kind of want to just hand this girl best dressed because she has such a pretty smile and such fresh, clean good looks. She looks high on life, and that’s not the kind of high you usually see in Vegas. Plus that bustle. I don’t know what it is about bustles. It’s like you put an ass-shaped article of clothing on top of your ass and BAM! magic. Plus it’s all silky. And the stockings. She looks totally Moulin Rouge, which is a little cliche, but she’s so damn hot that I’ll take it, anyways.

Worst Dressed

#17

I can’t pretend like I understand this catchphrase. I find its lack of sensible innuendo delightful. I get it in the derby sense, of course. Yes, Powerful Ref, you point at the box and I skate over to it and pout. You win. But the innuendo part? He could have stepped it up a bit with “While we’re wearing knee pads…” or “Two girls. One box” or “I like my whistle blown.” But had he devised a more clever assphrase, his spot on the Worst Dressed list might be compromised. We skaters don’t want our refs to be cleverer or faster or more smarter than we are. We like a lot of rough on our little ref diamonds. So, sir, thanks for sort of putting us in our place.

We salute your audASSity.

#32

It takes balls to show off your balls, whether they’re actually your balls or really your roommate’s socks. Nevertheless, this beautiful man’s fearlessness proves that going wrong can be oh so right. It’s his authenticity that impresses me most. Sure, his crotch might be stuffed like a child’s Christmas stocking, but look at all that hair. It dances up his thighs, trails happily up his belly, and sprouts gleefully outside the bounds of that sequined halter V. It thrives beneath his nose, stretching east and west like it’s 9:15. You can’t see it on your screen, but up close and in person you would see these well waxed tips have also been glittered. And then, his hair. Head hair. Perfectly teased. Perfectly round.

Thank you, sir, for squeezing so much spandex and sparkle into so little clothing.

#43

Whoa. What a cool dude. Not only is his outfit fabulous but so, too, is this picture. This dude is chilled out. He’s in Vegas.

Look closely at those legs. There’s a reason the garter is on his right thigh, for, ladies and gentlemen, his left thigh is taken… BY A HERD OF ZEBRA. I can count three. Maybe there are more. Maybe there are three zebra  having a threesome. I don’t know; but I like to think that he got dressed and, on his way to The Ball, thought, “This outfit is missing something. I’m not committed enough to the zebra stripe. I know what I’m missing: The Perfect Zebra Tattoo.” So he stopped by his hotel lobby’s brightest tattoo shop to seal the deal. I’m sold.

Once again:

Vote for your pick by posting a comment below. Do it like this:

Best: #whatever
Worst: #whatever

Photos courtesy Sarah Ruiz. Thanks for shooting, Sarah!

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  67 Responses to “RollerCon’s Black & Blue Ball: Vote for Best & Worst Dressed!”

  1. Best: #2
    Worst: #43
    This is actually Rock Bottom. I’m too lazy to log off of trAC/DC’s account.I sort of hope no one else votes. This way, I can prove once and for all that I am the most powerful human in the world. G’day!

  2. Best:#32
    Worst: #32

    The hair. THE HAIR

  3. Best #2
    Worst #43

    Seriously you can never go wrong with a shiney blue bodysuit!

    What’s black, white and red all over? A ref with too much sun and alcohol!

  4. Best #2
    Worst #43

    BTW, if I recall correctly he actually has seven zebra’s in that tattoo. They bear a striking resemblance to the Fruit Stripe Gum zebra.

  5. Edit: I’m not sure why I put an apostrophe in the word zebras. I must have been distracted by the awfulness.

  6. Best: 64

    Worst: 17

    Man-diaper is an awful look :(

  7. Best: 64
    love.it.all (This comment will likely disturb the hell out of Beefy Vanderhuge – not a sentence, stupid and completely incorrect punctuation… Just for you Beef!)

    Worst: 43
    Zebra striped spandex… Need I say more?

  8. best #2

  9. BEST: 64

    WORST: 43 – I was ok with the spandex and the shirt, but the hat and the garter put me over the top. Not to mention the flippin’ bow tie! haha

  10. Best: #39 – Can’t go wrong with a petticoat, even in 104 degree heat

    Worst: #43 – There are no words…

  11. Best #2
    Worst #17 and those are booty shorts from Wicked!

  12. #17!!!!!

  13. best:64
    Worst: 43

  14. Best) #64…too hot
    Worst) #17…I’m sure he could think of a better way to make us look at his ass!

  15. nothing but love, hans. nothing but love…

  16. Best#2
    Worst#43

  17. Best #2
    Worst #17 hands down!

  18. Best #39

    Worst #17!!!

  19. best #2…just too kinky…full on body suits
    worst #17…wasn’t the kilt bad enough without having to see what was underneath it

  20. #64…shes cute
    #17….cant tell you how many times i saw that butt that night

  21. Best #2
    Worst #32

    Vegas – Blue Man – #2 must win :)
    And I just have to say about #32 Wow them is some balls. but almost a best just because of the wonderfully sparkely mustache

  22. Best #2…I regret not getting my picture taken with that awesomeness.
    Worst #43…Had to be. I ran into two derby girls at the airport on the way home who were STILL talking about it. And the garter with bits o’ flair…oh my.

  23. 39 best
    17 worst

  24. best #32 – camel toe on a man?

    worst #17 – should of had it printed on the front

  25. Best: #32
    Worst: #64

  26. Worst # 17

  27. Number Worst #17 all the way!!!

  28. best #64
    worst # 17

  29. worst #17

  30. best #2; worst #17

  31. # 17 is the worst dressed ever. lol

  32. # 17 Worst dressed ever

  33. #17 worst dressed, 64 best dressed

  34. Best dressed # 64, worst dressed #17

  35. Best #39 worst #17

  36. best #2
    worst #17 definitely a side of him i wish i’d never seen

  37. Best #64
    Worst #17

    The guy with words on his ass is also wearing a KILT, and hairy ass well!

  38. Best: #64 (It’s the bustle and the lovely smile)

    Worst: #17 (because usually he’s proud of wearing *nothing* under that kilt– which I prefer)

  39. Best: 2
    Worst: 43

  40. Best: #2

  41. #2 best

  42. Best: #64 – Gorgeous and HOT!.. all at the same time

    Worst: #43 – No words can begin to share the love/hate I have for this outfit. 1 word > Commitment… or is it Committed?

  43. best: #64

    worst: #17 because that is my alter-ego and he is most certainly the worst and also love the kilt

  44. #32 best
    #17 worst
    Have you no shame Hans? Was this road to self defamation something we started in High school and it just continues to perpetuate itself?

  45. best #2

    worrst #43

  46. Worst: #17 For sure! That is just nasty!

  47. Best #2

    Worst #17

  48. Best # 64
    Worst #43

  49. worst 17 best 39

  50. Best: #64
    Worst: #43

  51. Best 2
    worst 17

  52. best #2…….worst #17
    nothing but luv for ya hans

  53. Best #34
    Worst # 43

  54. Worst Dressed ever, but still cute. #17 best dressed # 64

  55. Worst dressed #17 best # 64 woo

  56. best #64 worst #17

  57. Best: #64
    Worst: #32

  58. Best = #2
    Worst = #17

  59. Best: #2
    Worst: #17

  60. best 2
    worst 17

  61. best 2
    worst 17

  62. best #2
    worst #43 – zebras all the way!

  63. Best – #64, Worst – #17

  64. I didn’t even make the cut…..

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